We are giving away a pair of tickets to A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater on December 5. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed December 2. Join Our Newsletter & WIN Portland Tickets! ——————————————— From our sponsors: A John Waters Christmas December 5-6, 2024 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM | $42-$55 | All Ages More info: etix.com Aladdin Theater 3017 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202 Help! It’s Christmas! To hell with Santa, Rudolph, Mrs. Claus and, yes, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, too! We’re not sitting on that man’s lap this year! Nosirree, not getting down on our knees for anybody either. All you need to get through this holiday season is John Waters; St. Nick the Dick, Father Fistmas, Kris Kringleberries! Ho ho ho was never like this! Once again Waters is touring the country on his slippery sled of sewage with his comedy bag of tricks, handing out filthy sticks and stones to bad little nonbinary boys and girls and everybody in between and beyond. Ninety minutes of Christmas jeer and holiday beatings! Go ahead, teabag that tree with your own balls and then knock it over on yourself on purpose! Scream, drag queens and kings, scream! Yes! We’re all getting cha-cha heels this year! Postage-due Christmas cards, too. We want gift-wrapped get-out-of-jail holiday coupons! Mistle-toejam! As Dawn Davenport would say, “We asked and we’d better get!” Happy hole-iday! Merry Diss-mas! We’re the gift that keeps on desperate living. It’s a John Waters Christmas and you’d better watch out!The post Win Tickets ($84): A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater | Delightfully Naughty Holiday Comedy first appeared on PDX Pipeline.The post Win Tickets ($84): A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater | Delightfully Naughty Holiday Comedy appeared first on PDX Pipeline.