by Wm. Steven Humphrey Who's ready to have some fun? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS to see some of Portland's best concerts and events—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst... if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive and kickin'!) And oh boy, do we have some fun events coming at ya this week! CHECK IT OUT! • Enter to WIN FREE TICKETS to see The Dandy Warhols on December 12 at Crystal Ballroom! With three decades of "Rock Making" behind them, The Dandy Warhols are still awing audiences across the globe. Combining psych-rock, shoegaze, power pop, synth pop, and more with the cheeky detachment of their pop-art namesake, the Dandy Warhols are equally skilled at heady reveries and satirical pop. McMenamins is proud to host an electrifying celebration of their 30th Anniversary. Get your tickets now or enter to win here! Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, Thurs Dec 12, 8 pm, $42-$57, all ages • Enter to WIN FREE TICKETS to see La Femme on November 22 at Revolution Hall! Touring around the world with retro-futuristic sounds and hypnotic vocals (mainly in French), La Femme creates multi-faceted records that dance between surf music to new wave, disco to western, Motown soul to electro, and beyond. “La Femme gives you her hand. If you grab it, it will be the thrill of your life.” This show is SOLD OUT, so enter to win here! Revolution Hall, 1300 SE Stark, Fri Nov 22, 8 pm, sold out, 21+ • Enter to WIN FREE TICKETS to see Duster on November 19 at Revolution Hall! Duster is an experimental electronic slowcore band from California. Formed in 1996, their haunting, hypnotic tunes have found recent resurgence on TikTok and beyond. Listen LIVE when they visit Portland! Get your tickets now or enter to win here! Revolution Hall, 1300 SE Stark, Tues Nov 19, 8 pm, $32, all ages • Enter to WIN FREE TICKETS to see The Polish Ambassador on December 31 at Crystal Ballroom! Musician. Producer. Beatsmith. Recording artist. Composer. Dance-floor general. Label-head. A mystery man of many hats, The Polish Ambassador rocks more than just a trademark jumpsuit, authoring sublime, intentional artistic works, animated safaris in technicolor sound. Get your tickets now or enter to win here!   Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, Tues Dec 31, 8 pm, $40-$90, 21+ • Enter to WIN FREE TICKETS to see David Shaw on November 19 at Polaris Hall! Rock songwriter and The Revivalists frontman David Shaw visits solo with new music on the ‘Take A Look Inside Tour!’ Get your tickets now or enter to win here! Polaris Hall, 635 N Killingsworth Ct, Tues Nov 19, 8 pm, $29.50, all ages GOOD LUCK! Winners will be notified on Monday. Check back next week for more FREE TIX from the Mercury!