A curmudgeon’s guide to the 2026 US elections | Dave Schilling
Nov 01, 2026
From the cheesecake factory discourse to the double Dan Sullivans, campaign season has been ridiculousChances are, as you’re reading this, your bunker is fully stocked, your doors are locked, and you’re peeking at your computer screen through gaps between your fingers.After all, it’s election
day on Tuesday. Once again, democracy will be tested – like Beavis Butthead taking the SATs. I’m not looking forward to it, and I’m sure you aren’t either.Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist Continue reading... ...read more read less