Hey asshole at Green Lake who let your dog chase a squirrel, grab it by the neck, and shake it until it was dead: I hope a Rottweiler or pit bull grabs you by your Achilles heel and fully ruptures your tendon. Ain’t karma a bitch.  Do you need to get something off your chest? S ubmit an I, Anonymous, and maybe we’ll illustrate it! Send your unsigned rant, love letter, confession, or accusation to [email protected]. Please remember to change the names of the innocent and the guilty. The post I, Anonymous: A Sad Squirrel Story appeared first on The Stranger. ...read more read less