Assclown Alert: Screaming ‘socialism’ while Texas burns with Gov. Greg Abbott
Aug 18, 2026
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Gov. Greg Abbott is spending $10 million on TV ads to remind Texans that Democrats are scary socialists. Apparently, after more than a decade in the Governor’s Mansion, that’s the best argument he has left. The Republican incumbent’s
massive new ad buy rolls out the […]
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