A Florida man learned the hard way this past Wednesday that real-life burglary isn’t quite like the movies—especially when your grand escape route involves jumping into a retention pond. Leonardo Cruz Pena is currently drying off in a jail cell after a spectacularly failed rooftop heist. The sec urity breach began around 3:00 a.m. at the […] Sawzall, Smokes, And A Splash: How A Florida Man’s Gas Station Roof Heist Ended In A Pond ...read more read less