Do you need to get something off your chest? Submit an I, Anonymous and we'll illustrate it! by Anonymous To the homeowner who asked me how long it was going to take to get out of her driveway while I was waiting with a girl for the ambulance to arrive. She'd fallen coming down the hill on her skateboard and gashed her knee quite badly. You, more than anyone, crushed my faith in humanity. Rather than offering in any way to help or comfort her, you made it clear our existence was inconveniencing you. It was depressing enough that the EMTs couldn't help her until they got permission from a family member. After a few attempts, at least they patched her up and drove her to her house to see if they could contact anyone in person. Of course, they can't take her to an ER or urgent care directly because it might bankrupt her family, but they did what they could. I didn't do much, but at least I helped her gather the contents of her backpack that were scattered across your driveway. I called 911 and waited on the ground for the ambulance with her. It took a disheartening amount of time for them to arrive, but I wanted them to hurry to help her, not to clear your fucking driveway. Do you need to get something off your chest? Submit an I, Anonymous and we'll illustrate it! Send your unsigned rant, love letter, confession, or accusation to [email protected]. Please remember to change the names of the innocent and the guilty. ...read more read less